hello! please note that, on certain sections of my website, i have some flashing graphics! while this sort of thing is likely to be expected on a site like this (and i try to keep super flashy stuff to an absolute minimum, anyways), i wanted to give a warning regardless.

additionally, some of the content on this site is not suitable for young audiences, and you can find some cursing peppered throughout my pages.

also, this site is always under construction... not mobile compatible... blah blah blah... you've heard it before.

have fun! :]